bush is a muppet

a NASA image analysist has looked at the bulge on bush's back and stated that it's more than "bad tailoring".

"I am willing to stake my scientific reputation to the statement that Bush was wearing something under his jacket during the debate,"

this guy has been analysing images for NASA for 30 years. BOOYAH!

can't bush just come out with a statement that basically says:

"yeah, sure, i had some folks tellin' me what to say durin' the debate, the rumors on the internets are true. but if i'm elected as president again, them same folks are gonna be tellin' me how to president, so y'all dun have to worry none."