relog: relationship blog

Shortly after a scathing report on Friz's reunion, the couple could not deal with the attention and broke it off immediately, in a last-ditch effort to return to monotony. This seems to have sparked a series of events that are anything but monotonous.





Matt allegedly made an effort to console Liz over dinner, and things got more complicated than they both expected. listsanddiagrams is led to believe one of Nigella's recipes and some low-pitched Spanish was involved.

Unfortunately for Matt, Piers has held a promise he had made previously and killed him as soon as they had announced their togetherness. He was reported by eye-witnesses to have come charging into the room waving a gun and screaming "All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"

James was quick to act on this opportunity, and made a pass at Liz.

Once Liz had regained consciousness she called it off.

Liz is now missing, with rumours that she has gone to Melbourne to take advantage of Emma's recent breakup with Campbell.






In Liz's absence, James has gone after Fred, but has become infuriated with his apathy.








He has now given up on Fred and resumed his usual attempts to fuck anything that moves, with one eyebrow cocked.





In breaking news, Liz is reported to be "impregnezzio", with doubts as to who the father is. Fred is currently in negotiations with her to make her an honest woman, with the proviso that the child will be called Fred, whether it is a boy or a girl.

Stay tuned to listsanddiagrams for more updates as they arrive.