hey ladies!

i picked up my glasses today. being able to see stuff is fucking amazing, it's like the entire world is one of chuck close's early photorealistic paintings. what annoyed me most about being short-sighted was if i saw a person from a distance, like across a wide street, i couldn't tell whether i knew them or not. so sometimes i'd be thinking that i recognize a person, but i was never sure so i wouldn't wave. also, i couldn't check out girls because i couldn't tell whether they were good looking or not until i got quite close. so now i've got glasses, i'll be lookin at all the girls, and the girls will be lookin at me, cos i look great in specs.