vice magazine

vice is the best magazine around. it's written the way i talk after faaar too much to drink, whingeing and complaining about all kinds of shit in the most obnoxious way possible. the latest issue is about design. an excerpt:

Everything looks like shit. Toaster ovens are available in Mac colors, ghetto blasters look like Super Soakers, furniture is just wood veneer over compressed cardboard, and even lost-cat posters have fallen victim to the ubiquitous home computer that lets every fucking retard with AIDS for a brain use Quark to show us how talentless he is.

there's some other reference to a boat made of AIDS and bite-marks somewhere in there as well. fucking gold.

if you want to see videos of some guy stick a cockaroach onto his arm with a sewing needle, go here.