poor taste

heard these from a guy at work. please excuse my shockingly poor taste.

have you heard the results of the margret river surf competition?

it was won by an indonesian on a wardrobe.


this christmas, santa didn't have time to go to indonesia, so he just flew past on his sleigh and gave them a big wave.


as part of the relief effort, the australian army dropped a shipment of Omo on Phuket. there were bodies washing up everywhere!

ah fuck yas!
thanks, i'll be here all week!